Living all by your own self is entertaining, but time-consuming. I am neither healthy nor wealthy at the moment, mainly due to lack of vegetables and sleeping paterns which are less than sensible.

Sensible Zac:
That's it, no more streetwalking like you're a sidewalk shadow. Clean like the sucker you are, sucker. Healthy meals from now on. Plan things, do things, clean things, cook things.

MegaUltra.
Parts and privileges.
Let's do this.

Tired Zac:
But I am le tired, you son of a silly person. You spent an hour trying to motivate yourself to clean more when you haven't done a thing. The best gift you could give to yourself now is a good night's sleep.

Go to bed, chumpy. Read a while.

Sensible Zac:
Ok, ok.
But in the morning:
Work!